{"id":2265,"date":"2016-01-30T10:54:51","date_gmt":"2016-01-30T15:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeinspice.com\/?page_id=2265"},"modified":"2016-02-07T23:58:13","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T04:58:13","slug":"scene-13-monica-molly","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lifeinspice.com\/?page_id=2265","title":{"rendered":"Scene 13 — Monica & Molly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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\"13_finale\"Vic Vincent\u2019s studio, with Vic, Molly and Monica, and his crew (Frankie the Keener Wiener, Danielle Deviltail, Brandi Goodhead, Carmen Banana, and Sandy on camera.).\u00a0 Sound of projector.\u00a0 Two figures speaking in the dark.<\/em><\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

Monica, I\u2019m scared.<\/p>\n

Monica (Brandi)<\/h4>\n

Me too, Molly.\u00a0 But we\u2019re carrying the standard for something much bigger than our two little selves.\u00a0 We\u2019re fighting for, we\u2019re fighting \u2026 for freedom!<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

I know that.\u00a0 But what will that freedom mean if the crazed assassin the Mothers Against Degeneracy have sent to kill us actually cuts our nubile young throats.<\/p>\n

Monica (Brandi)<\/h4>\n

Should we fall, a thousand will rise up to take our place, the call will go out \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

The call will go out that further resistance is hopeless.<\/p>\n

Monica (Brandi)<\/h4>\n

But if we run, the call will still go out \u2014 that resistance is hopeless.<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

Then we have to fight, dammit!\u00a0 We have to fight!\u00a0 (sobbing is heard in the background, rising and falling)<\/span>\u00a0 Uh \u2026 then we have to fight, dammit!\u00a0 We have to fight!<\/p>\n

Assassin (Frankie)<\/h4>\n

Nyah ha ha!\u00a0 I\u2019ve got you wenches now!\u00a0 (background sobbing becomes quite loud)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Cut!\u00a0 Cut!\u00a0 (lights on, camera cuts to Monica and Molly off-camera)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Hey, what\u2019s with you two anyway?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(tearfully)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 I mean, we could look right out our window and see the blood and the chalk line and cops all over and \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Right outside our dorm room.\u00a0 They say it was Johnny Smathers, some guy on the football team.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

When?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

One of the women in our dorm went out for her morning jogging at five a.m. and \u2026\u00a0 Sally says she found him with \u2026 with \u2026 with his throat cut.\u00a0 She said that, that \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(deadpan)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 You want some scotch?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Not right now.\u00a0 Maybe later.\u00a0 I\u2019m numb enough right now already.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m afraid.\u00a0 If I can\u2019t even walk out of my dorm without thinking \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re safe.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

With murderers running around and \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re safe.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

But the killer could be \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re safe.\u00a0 I said you\u2019re safe, you\u2019re safe, dammit.\u00a0 Ask any of the wenches.\u00a0 I look out for my people and you\u2019re my people.\u00a0 End of story.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

But if \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

We\u2019re your people?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

I forget that the college-educated have special learning disabilities.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Hey!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Look.\u00a0 Did you stop to wonder for just two seconds what poor Johnny Smathers was doing outside your dorm window at five in the morning?\u00a0 I say you\u2019re safe, you\u2019re safe.\u00a0 C\u2019mon, now.\u00a0 We gotta get back to work.\u00a0 (shouts)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 All right, gang, party\u2019s over!<\/p>\n

Molly & Monica<\/h4>\n

(look at each other, then back at Vic)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Oh \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(stage whisper)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Molly!\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 Vic!\u00a0 Did he \u2026 he \u2026 Did he \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(sternly, with a hiss)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 As a great documentarian once said \u2026 Just.\u00a0 Lie.\u00a0 Back. And enjoy it.\u00a0 (Monica stares at Molly, then nods)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Stations!\u00a0 Look, I know all this is weird, but we\u2019re gonna pull it off.\u00a0 Shut up, Frankie!<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

I didn\u2019t say \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You were gonna.\u00a0 Now c\u2019mon.\u00a0 That last scene just stunk.\u00a0 Brandi, nobody\u2019s gonna believe you\u2019re some stuck-up college student.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Hey!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

So you\u2019re playing Monica, you gotta try to sound<\/em> like Monica.\u00a0 Carmen, quit jiggling your goddamned tits.\u00a0 Just \u2019cuz you\u2019re naked doesn\u2019t mean you have to act like you\u2019re naked.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

But I am naked!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Of course, but that\u2019s not your defining characteristic.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Huh?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Not your \u2026it\u2019s not \u2026 Fuck fuck fuck!\u00a0 Look, I haven\u2019t done this before, either.\u00a0 It\u2019s not everything you are.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

And Brandi, speaking as a, quote, stuck-up college student, unquote, former, I might add, you\u2019ve gotta become me.\u00a0 You are me.\u00a0 You\u2019re Monica.\u00a0 You\u2019re this whatever college student doing this godawful documentary \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Not that godawful \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Whatever, and sinister forces are trying to kill you.\u00a0 Get it?\u00a0 You\u2019re not looking to have sexual intercourse \u2026<\/p>\n

Brandi<\/h4>\n

Is that like fucked?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Yeah, that\u2019s like fucked.\u00a0 You\u2019re not looking to get fucked, you\u2019re looking to get through the day alive.\u00a0 You\u2019ve got to feel the part.\u00a0 Now, this fiendish assassin \u2026<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

(big smile)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Hey, that\u2019s me!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

\u2026 this fiendish assassin wants to kill you and get your prints \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

And Sandy, you\u2019ve gotta get with the program.\u00a0 You don\u2019t zoom in on her pussy like it\u2019s rated X, and quit fucking with the lighting.\u00a0 They\u2019re not in the dark because it\u2019s sexy, they\u2019re in the dark because it creates a dramatic mood.\u00a0 So quit playing camera games with her pussy like you\u2019re trying to squeeze an R rating out of the MPAA.\u00a0 It\u2019s just there.\u00a0 For chrissake, if some naked broad was coming at you with a machete and staring at your cock, would you be looking at her pussy or would you be looking at the machete?\u00a0 Get it?\u00a0 \u00a0(Sandy nods, looks at his crotch nervously)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t get it.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You will in the final scene.\u00a0 C\u2019mon, crew, let\u2019s give it another try.\u00a0 Cut the lights!\u00a0 Brandi, pick it up at \u201cfor freedom.\u201d\u00a0 Action!<\/p>\n

Monica (Brandi)<\/h4>\n

For freedom!<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

I know that.\u00a0 But what will that freedom mean if the crazed assassin the Mothers Against Degeneracy have sent to kill us actually cuts our nubile young throats.<\/p>\n

Monica (Brandi)<\/h4>\n

Should we fall, a thousand will rise up to take our place, the call will go out \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

The call will go out that further resistance is hopeless.\u00a0 Oh, Vic, this is hopeless.\u00a0 I can\u2019t \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Cuuuuuuuut!\u00a0 C\u2019mon, Danielle.\u00a0 This is your big heroic scene.\u00a0 What\u2019s your goddamn problem?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

I can\u2019t act!\u00a0 I fuck real good, but I can\u2019t act.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

For Chrissake!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Vic, might I intercede?\u00a0 Danielle.\u00a0 Take it easy.\u00a0 I mean, once upon a time, you couldn\u2019t dance.\u00a0 Remember?\u00a0 But you danced your heart out, and now you\u2019re a star.\u00a0 You are an actress.\u00a0 Right?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Riiiiight \u2026 but this is different, and you know it.\u00a0 I play a woman getting fucked, well, I am a woman getting fucked.\u00a0 On screen and off.\u00a0 Figuratively and fuck-fucked.\u00a0 I just gotta worry about where the camera is and keep looking crazed with lust.\u00a0 But I\u2019ve never fought to the death with a crazed assassin \u2026<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s me!<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

\u2026 and not doing any fucking at all.<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

And I don\u2019t even get to do my world-famous Wiener Dance!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Listen, Frankie, if we let you do your Weiner Dance with the Dean of Women, will you shut the fuck up?<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

That ugly old hag?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

I resent that!<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

I guess I can make the sacrifice for the sake of my art.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Thank you, your wienership.<\/p>\n

Brandi<\/h4>\n

And why do we start out naked?\u00a0 Half the fun is taking if off!<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

And that ugly outfit you\u2019re making me wear!\u00a0 Can\u2019t the Dean of Women be a pretty villain?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

And I can\u2019t relate \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Relate schmate.\u00a0 Try thinking about fighting to the death with your last boyfriend \u2026 (turns to Molly)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 I don\u2019t know about this.\u00a0 I\u2019ve seen better from singing turnips in the third grade.<\/p>\n

Scene lapses into everyone talking at once, making no sense.<\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(she has grabbed the Scotch bottle, taken a giant swig, now kicks over a chair, takes out a stage pistol and fires a shot into the air)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Don\u2019t you get it?\u00a0 You\u2019re all fucking big-time!\u00a0 Fucking with the rules.\u00a0 Fucking with the system.\u00a0 Fucking with all that\u2019s holy.\u00a0 You think this movie is weird?\u00a0 You have no idea how weird it is.\u00a0 So the movie starts with the big fuck scene, we don\u2019t end up with it.\u00a0 No big build-up.\u00a0 The nuns and billy goats all get it off in the first five minutes.\u00a0 That\u2019s seriously breaking the rules.\u00a0 Where do you go from there?\u00a0 Well, we\u2019ll find out.\u00a0 Sandy, you want to zoom in on tits and pussies.\u00a0 That\u2019s your rules.\u00a0 On Gilligan\u2019s Island they couldn\u2019t show Marianne\u2019s belly button for more than two seconds at a time.\u00a0 That was their rules.\u00a0 Know what?\u00a0 They\u2019re the same rules!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

God, Monica, have you caught the pervert Stockholm Syndrome too?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Fucking A right!\u00a0 Look, Moll, we can\u2019t beat \u2019em with production values.\u00a0 We can\u2019t beat \u2019em with classy actors, no offense gang.\u00a0 We can\u2019t beat \u2019em with special effects.\u00a0 But we can beat \u2019em with weird.<\/p>\n

Brandi<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s not the same rules!\u00a0 Marianne never got naked!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Same rules.\u00a0 They\u2019re figuring out how to show Marianne\u2019s sweet little belly button.\u00a0 They\u2019re figuring out how to show Danielle\u2019s hairy snatch.\u00a0 That\u2019s the focus.\u00a0 The difference is just details.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Some details.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Vic, read your own book.\u00a0 Context.\u00a0 Point system.\u00a0 We\u2019re, uh, fucking with the point system.\u00a0 They\u2019re naked but nobody cares.\u00a0 Look, I get naked \u2026<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

You?\u00a0 I don\u2019t believe it.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Funny girl.\u00a0 I get naked when I get in the shower.\u00a0 Right?\u00a0 Do I cup my tits with my hands and let my tongue out in lurid anticipation?\u00a0 No.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Well, sometimes you do.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re a funny girl too.\u00a0 No.\u00a0 In fact, most days I don\u2019t even think about how naked I was.<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

Now you\u2019ve got me thinking \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Shut up or we\u2019ll have your wiener playing Louis the Sixteenth.\u00a0 (blank stare from Frankie)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 France, 1789?<\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

Didn\u2019t he get\u00a0 \u2026 oh!\u00a0 Oh!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

In the scene, you two aren\u2019t thinking about how naked you are.\u00a0 You\u2019re thinking that somebody is coming to kill you.\u00a0 Get it?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

We\u2019ve been on stage before \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Then what\u2019s so hard \u2026<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

And I\u2019ve seen better scripts.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

On stage before?\u00a0 Like not porn stage?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

High school.\u00a0 (dramatically)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Speak the speech, I pray you, not as we pronounced it to you, tripping all over our tongues.\u00a0 Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, the whirlwind of passion, dig it, whirlwind of passion?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Well damn!<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Lewd stuff.\u00a0 O, it offends me to the soul \u2014 oh yes, to the soul \u2014 to hear a robustious periwig-pated whatever the fuck is a periwig fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings.\u00a0 You know, I\u2019ve always wondered about groundlings, is they like earthlings, like take me to your leader, puny earthlings?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Okay, okay, I\u2019m impressed.\u00a0 So what\u2019s so hard?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Knowing we\u2019re going to fail.\u00a0 That we\u2019re lousy porn actors and this will never sell and they\u2019ll only laugh at us like we were, yeah, like we were singing turnips.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

But if you really \u2026<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

We\u2019ve come this far because we believe in Vic, okay?\u00a0 He takes care of his people.\u00a0 That\u2019s for real.\u00a0 But no bullshit now!\u00a0 You and Monica are a couple of nice enough gals, okay.\u00a0 But you come in here with your fancy documentary \u2026<\/p>\n

Brandi<\/h4>\n

\u2026 and we\u2019re just little frogs under your microscope\u00a0 (Danielle is nodding emphatically)<\/span>\u00a0 with your fancy talk and prissy airs \u2026<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

\u2026 And you\u2019ve just turned our world upside down.\u00a0 I mean, we may be nobodies, but we\u2019re not stupid.\u00a0 We had a decent gig and you\u2019re fucking with that, too.\u00a0 Right?\u00a0 (pause, Monica and Molly each nod)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 So tell me, mighty freedom fighters, just what are the odds of this working out big-time?\u00a0 No bullshit now, cause we\u2019ll see it in your eyes.\u00a0 Sandy, put the camera on her, don\u2019t let her out of your sights.\u00a0 Roll \u2019em, Sandy.\u00a0 (Sandy rolls \u2019em)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 So what\u2019s the odds?\u00a0 Just tell us.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Not good.\u00a0 Not big time, anyway.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Cut!\u00a0 Okay.\u00a0 At least you\u2019re not bullshitting us.\u00a0 (smiles, louder)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 You traitorous, slutworthy smut film students.\u00a0 I\u2019ll have your heads in the Whatsamadda U. trophy case yet.\u00a0 (cackles maniacally)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(Molly grabs the scotch bottle from Monica, takes a long swig, cackles maniacally)<\/em>\u00a0 <\/span>Not while the spirit of freedom still beats in the hearts of free film students everywhere!\u00a0 (bares her breasts, blushes, covers up, smiles guiltily)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Frankie<\/h4>\n

(Snidely Whiplash laugh)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Nyah ha ha!\u00a0 But you pervert ladies have no chance while I still wield the Monster Atomic Wiener of Death!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Never!\u00a0 As queen, I proclaim, \u201cLet them eat cock!\u201d<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Huh?<\/p>\n

Brandi<\/h4>\n

Off with his head!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Yeah!\u00a0 (Molly, Monica and Carmen lapse into a Three Stooges routine, with slapping and poking and \u201cnyuk-nyuk-nyuk,\u201d etc.)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 My turn!\u00a0 (Molly grabs the pistol, fires a shot into the air, Vic looks on from the side deadpan.)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/p>\n

(goes up to Monica and Molly, puts an arm around each of them)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 You know, ladies \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s wenches to you, buster!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

\u2026 wenches, I think we\u2019re maybe gonna make this thing work.\u00a0 You know, you are my people.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know if you two really believe this, well, you really are my people.\u00a0 But \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica & Molly<\/h4>\n

(almost in unison)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 But?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Are we your people?\u00a0 I\u2019ve gotta know.\u00a0 I mean, this whole affair has been pretty scary for you two.\u00a0 But\u00a0\u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

But it\u2019s been pretty scary for you as well?\u00a0 Eh?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(slowly breaks into a big grin)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 There you go.\u00a0 I was right about you college gals being smart.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh, you smooth-talkin\u2019 devil.\u00a0 Yeah, you\u2019re our people.\u00a0 Monica?\u00a0 (sticks an elbow into Monica\u2019s side)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(deadpan, eyes darting side to side)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Uh, well \u2026 yeah, you\u2019re our people.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Such enthusiasm!\u00a0 C\u2019mon, Monica, you really mean it?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Sure, I, uh \u2026 (stage whisper)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 But last night \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(stage whisper)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 If you could have, would you have done it for me?\u00a0 I\u2019d have done it for you!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(long pause, takes Molly\u2019s hand, takes Vic\u2019s hand, then emphatically)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Fuckin\u2019 A right I mean it.\u00a0 You\u2019re my people!\u00a0 If you\u2019ll have me.<\/p>\n

Brandi<\/h4>\n

Well\u00a0 (Brandi, Carmen, Frankie and Danielle all look at each other, nod)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 I guess.\u00a0 (winks)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Then fucking A right!\u00a0 (bares her breasts)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

(covers Monica\u2019s breasts back up)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 But you still got a skinny ass.\u00a0 (Monica pouts and then smiles)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Okay, let\u2019s roll \u2019em!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

All right, crew!\u00a0 It\u2019s been a long day, but one more take.\u00a0 Should we fall! \u00a0Positions.\u00a0 Lights.\u00a0 Camera.\u00a0 Action!<\/p>\n

Now the actors do their lines with confidence.<\/em><\/p>\n

Monica (Brandi)<\/h4>\n

Should we fall, a thousand will rise up to take our place, the call will go out \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

The call will go out that further resistance is hopeless.<\/p>\n

Monica (Brandi)<\/h4>\n

But if we run, the call will still go out \u2014 that resistance is hopeless.<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

Then we have to fight, dammit!\u00a0 We have to fight!<\/p>\n

Assassin (Frankie)<\/h4>\n

(crashes through a chintzy wall)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Nyah ha ha!\u00a0 I\u2019ve got you wenches now!<\/p>\n

They fight, Molly wrests the gun from Frankie, fires it at his feet.<\/p>\n

Molly (Danielle)<\/h4>\n

Now, you bastard!\u00a0 Dance!\u00a0 (continues firing at Frankie\u2019s feet, Frankie \u201cdances\u201d)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Dance!<\/p>\n

All<\/h4>\n

(chiming in one by one, until they are all shouting)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Dance!\u00a0 Dance!\u00a0 The Wiener Dance!\u00a0 The Wiener Dance!\u00a0 The Wiener Dance!<\/p>\n

Chanting fades, music rises, The Wiener Dance begins, a giant penis cavorting in front of an American flag, while Ethel Merman belts out \u201cThere\u2019s No Business Like Show Business.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Monica moves to front left of stage. Sees a nun\u2019s habit on a mannequin. Stares at it awhile. Her hand reaches out …<\/em><\/p>\n

Sound of projector.\u00a0 Lights out.<\/em><\/p>\n

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