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\"09carmenbanana\"Monica and Molly watching interview with Carmen Banana.<\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

\u2026 so is there anything you want to ask me before we start?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(Monica hits stop, angrily)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 For gosh sakes, Molly, you\u2019re the filmmaker, but you\u2019re letting it get totally out of control.\u00a0 I mean, do you end this one doing Britney Spears?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Hmmm.\u00a0 That\u2019s a thought.\u00a0 But seriously, Monica, did it ever occur to you that this has been out of control for quite some time?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Now that you mention it.\u00a0 And I can\u2019t stand it!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Look, I don\u2019t know a lot about high artistic concepts and all.\u00a0 I mean, my film career will probably end with me doing wedding videos.\u00a0 Okay?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Cut that out!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

But to quote our favorite pervert, here we are, and the camera is rolling.\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 God, Monica.\u00a0 This is awkward.\u00a0 Hey, have you ever wondered why I put up with you, even like you a little?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Huh?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Especially after all the shit you\u2019ve put me through for this hare-brained project?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

My natural grace and charm, of course.\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 Well, actually, no I hadn\u2019t.\u00a0 Why are you asking?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

It\u2019s because, when I\u2019m around you \u2014 when I\u2019m not figuring out how to murder you, that is \u2014 (Monica smiles)<\/span><\/em> my world is bigger.\u00a0 Behind that Long Island arrogance, you\u2019ve got this real nerve.\u00a0 You\u2019ll take leaps without knowing where you\u2019re going to land.\u00a0 I mean, sometimes I tell myself it\u2019s because your family has money and there\u2019s always a soft pillow down below.\u00a0 But it\u2019s not that soft, is it?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Hey, stop this.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

No, dammit, it\u2019s too late to stop this.\u00a0 Here I am in the middle of this stupid leap and \u2014 may you be eternally cursed \u2014 I\u2019m starting to like it.\u00a0 And \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re blaming me?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You idiot!\u00a0 I\u2019m thanking you!\u00a0 And I\u2019m not going to let you walk out on the party now, I owe you that.\u00a0 We\u2019ll play this show wherever it leads until they drag us off the stage!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Oh god, I\u2019ve created a monster!\u00a0 Let\u2019s roll the tape.\u00a0 (starts the film)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re asking if I have any questions?\u00a0 Why?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Because it might help \u2026 I mean \u2026 I don\u2019t know, I just felt like it.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

I hadn\u2019t thought about it.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know.\u00a0 I \u2026 I \u2026 do you think I\u2019m pretty?<\/p>\n

(Monica groans in the background, puts her hand over her eyes)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0 Yes I do.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Bullshit!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

No!\u00a0 I mean, well, since you asked, I mean, I\u2019m not used to anyone asking me that.\u00a0 Okay.\u00a0 You\u2019ve got too much makeup on for my taste, and I wouldn\u2019t be caught dead with my hair all curled and teased like that.\u00a0 But you\u2019re pretty.\u00a0 No kidding.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

You really think so?\u00a0 You\u2019re nice.\u00a0 You\u2019re okay.\u00a0 I don\u2019t mean cause you say I\u2019m pretty, I just think you\u2019re okay.\u00a0 The camera\u2019s on, but it\u2019s like I don\u2019t feel it, you know what I mean?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Of course, uh, I mean, dammit, actually I don\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Hey, would you mind terribly if I told you a story?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

A story?\u00a0 Why not?\u00a0 What story?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

The story of Frankie the Keener Wiener.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(laughs)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Who?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Frankie the Keener Wiener.\u00a0 How\u2019d he get that name, you ask.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

How\u2019d he get that name?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Glad you asked.\u00a0 Well, first time on a Vic Vincent set, he pulls out his dick for a scene with Danielle Deviltail, we\u2019re just, uh, warming up, you might say, Danny takes off her lace panties, Frankie\u2019s already getting a hard-on with that big, long dick of his, and all of a sudden the last three inches of it kind of bend right up, and Frankie starts making it wag a little, left and right, kind of like a little dog.\u00a0 Danny says, \u201cWow, that\u2019s pretty keen,\u201d and the rest is history.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh, by the way \u2014 not to interrupt \u2014 but how\u2019d you get the name Carmen Banana.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Oh, that!\u00a0 I was doing this bit, once, with one of those fruity hats like some old movie star used to wear, she did those stupid old musicals, Carmen Miranga, she was.\u00a0 So one of the wax bananas falls off in the middle of this big three-way scene and my pussy was momentarily unoccupied, so I take this banana and, uh.\u00a0 They had to cut the scene, but the name kind of stuck.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

What\u2019s your real name?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Carmen Banana is my real name.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I mean, like, you know.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Yeah, I know.\u00a0 My real name is Carmen Banana, and I am for real.\u00a0 Got it?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

But hey, uh \u2026 all right.\u00a0 I got it.\u00a0 Sorry.\u00a0 But you were saying about Frankie \u2026<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s okay.\u00a0 Anyway, I\u2019m starting to do this scene with Frankie for \u201cWild Sluts on Wall Street,\u201d \u2014 you know the one \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t recall.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s okay.\u00a0 So we\u2019ve got this whole script of him doing this stuff with my tits and fucking me on a desktop.\u00a0 Stop me if this get boring, by the way.\u00a0 (pause)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 So I\u2019m pulling my panties off, and he makes to kiss my ear, and he whispers in my ear, \u201cCarmen, I don\u2019t know if I can get it up.\u201d\u00a0 He\u2019s looking all upset.\u00a0 Well, I knew he was upset.\u00a0 I\u2019d walked into the dressing room a few days before, and he was just staring into the mirror and crying.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(hits stop button and laughs)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Crying because he couldn\u2019t get it up.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh Monica, that\u2019s cold!\u00a0 (hits play button)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly (on tape)<\/em><\/h4>\n

Cause he couldn\u2019t, uh, get it up?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Nah, that other day his wiener was as happy as Lassie\u2019s tail.\u00a0 Nah.\u00a0 One of the sound guys told me later he\u2019d heard some relative of Frankie\u2019s had just died or something.\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 So he tells me he can\u2019t get it up, and he starts rubbing my left tit and \u2026 hey, what turns me on isn\u2019t what turns on the guys watching this shit.\u00a0 A lot of the time, when they\u2019re working my tits, they treat them like they was knobs on a washing machine or something.\u00a0 But Frankie, well, same with Frankie most of the time cause he thinks he\u2019s some kind of hot shit star.\u00a0 But this day, he\u2019s rubbing them nice and slow, and it actually felt nice.\u00a0 A nice soft touch.\u00a0 And the way he kind of nuzzled my ear real slow, and whispering my name.\u00a0 So I\u2019m thinking, poor guy, I\u2019ll help him get it up, and, well, it was the damnedest thing.\u00a0 It was like the cameras weren\u2019t there at all, and it was just me and Frankie, and we were just being nice to each other.\u00a0 It was like we were \u2014 what do they call it \u2014 making love.\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 Making love.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Love?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

I mean, I\u2019ve gone with guys that said they were in love with me.\u00a0 Slam bam, thank you ma\u2019am.\u00a0 Wiggle my tits around for two minutes then go for the gold.\u00a0 But this \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

With those cameras and everyone watching \u2026<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

So?\u00a0 I been beat up in private too many times, honey.\u00a0 Ain\u2019t no such thing as private.\u00a0 Reverend Butthole and his marching nazi gospel choir are everywhere whether or not the doors are closed or the lights are on or whatever.\u00a0 Whether there\u2019s cameras rolling or not.\u00a0 Nah.\u00a0 But somehow we stole that moment right out from under their noses.\u00a0 And I do mean stole.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

And you fell in love?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Nah.\u00a0 After five minutes, old Billie the Kid came in on cue to stick his dick in my mouth, and I could sort of feel Frankie freeze up and it was gone.\u00a0 They even released the shoot.\u00a0 They had to splice in some guys coming on my face and have the sound guy add in my \u2014 whaddya call it \u2014 cries of ecstasy and all, cause I was way too quiet.\u00a0 But Vic sent it to the distributors.\u00a0 He said he liked \u2026 I don\u2019t even remember it happening, but I saw it on the tape \u2026 the way I kept giving these little giggles, that they were a nice touch.\u00a0 But hey, the funny thing is that somehow my whole life has been different ever since.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

How has it been different?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Hard to say, and it sort of comes and goes, but it\u2019s this feeling, like I\u2019m on camera all the time, that right now I\u2019m this actress playing an actress doing this interview.\u00a0 Like I know you\u2019ve got your camera rolling right now, but we\u2019re all on camera, even your camera is on camera, and everything is fake.\u00a0 But if everything is fake, then \u2026 I know this has gotta sound real stupid, especially coming from somebody like me, but if everything is fake, then isn\u2019t everything real?\u00a0 Know what I mean?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t get it.<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t get it either, actually.\u00a0 This is so embarrassing \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You feel embarrassed?\u00a0 Listen to this.\u00a0 My roommate and co-producer of this documentary is going to think I\u2019ve completely flipped my lid, and the dean of the film school wants to call me and grill me about \u201cmisappropriation of department resources,\u201d and I\u2019m here babbling like an idiot.\u00a0 But here we are.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(stops the tape)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Misappropriation of department resources?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I gave you the letter this morning.\u00a0 Didn\u2019t you read it?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

And me?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Have you checked your mailbox?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

If you\u2019ve gotten us into trouble \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

It gets worse.\u00a0 I\u2019ll fast-forward to the end.\u00a0 A lot of this we\u2019ll have to cut, it\u2019s just me and Carmen tossing this stuff around, and it\u2019s kind of repetitive.\u00a0 But I think it picks up here.<\/p>\n

Molly (on tape)<\/em><\/h4>\n

\u2026 and then what happened?<\/p>\n

Carmen<\/h4>\n

Well, the scene was a total bust cause we blew a fuse right in the middle and everybody\u2019s dick was limp when the lights came back on.\u00a0 You can only do so much splicing, you know.\u00a0 So we\u2019re doing a retake and Johnnie sticks it in me again, from behind, and the fuse blows again, and I tell Johnnie, hold it right there, dammit, and the lights come back on and Vic says, let\u2019s start over, goddammit to fucking hell, and Johnnie hollers out, I\u2019m stuck!\u00a0 Help me, I\u2019m stuck.\u00a0 It\u2019s fallen in and I can\u2019t get it out.\u00a0 And Frankie is standing there naked, so I grab his Mister Keener, and I holler out, oh god, now I\u2019m stuck too.\u00a0 So Frankie grabs Brandi\u2019s snatch and screams, it\u2019s got me, it\u2019s got me, eeeek, now I\u2019m stuck.\u00a0 And Brandi leans over and sticks her hand down the cameraman\u2019s pants, and, well, we\u2019re all cracking up and grabbing each other until there\u2019s about eight of us hopping around, all acting like we\u2019re stuck together, chanting, perverts and sickos and queers, oh my, perverts and sickos and queers, oh my, until we all fall together in one silly, howling, hysterical heap.\u00a0 And Vic is just sitting there with this little smile on his face like he was some fucking buddha.<\/p>\n

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