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\"05vic_connie02\"Vic Vincent\u2019s office, Molly, Monica and Vic sitting around his desk.<\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

\u2026 So the lady librarian says to the pervert zookeeper, if all the penguins are in their cages, then what\u2019s this thing crawling up my leg?\u00a0 (laughs)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Get it?\u00a0 What\u2019s this thing crawling up my leg?\u00a0 (laughs hysterically, while Molly and Monica give blank stares, then look at each other in bewilderment)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 So (sings with arm outstretched, while waltzing around the room)<\/span><\/em> bring on, bring on the wenches, tomorrow we fight in the dale, bring on, bring on the wenches, tonight is our night to have fun \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Can we get started, Vic?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Aaah!\u00a0 The wenches!\u00a0 Hey, that song really works.\u00a0 (sits down)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

So \u2026 uh, tell us, Vic, how did you get into the pornography business, instead of, say, becoming an opera singer?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Gee.\u00a0 Well, you see, it\u2019s a tragic tale of a brutalized childhood.\u00a0 A very rough neighborhood.\u00a0 Murderers and child molesters on every corner, lurking in all the candy stores, weakening my moral fiber and all.\u00a0 After a budding career in murder and child molesting, I finally descended into pornography.\u00a0 Now gals, I\u2019m counting on you to warn the youth of America.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

In the candy stores?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(in Monica\u2019s ear)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Monica, it\u2019s like how Baptists hate sex because it leads to dancing!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I knew that!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

So you want to get started?\u00a0 I was wondering when you were going to get around to that.\u00a0 I\u2019ve been trying not to be too pushy cuz I\u2019m such a sensitive guy.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

We were trying to \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Oh, the interview.\u00a0 No, I mean the movie.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Movie?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Well, Vic, remember I said \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Movie?\u00a0 What \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Now Vic, all I said was that we\u2019d consider \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

College Bitches in Heat Do the 82nd Airborne, starring\u00a0 (spreads his hands and bows towards Monica and Molly)<\/span>\u00a0 Signed with a wink.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

All I said \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

A wink and a smile, as I recall \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

But that doesn\u2019t mean \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Said, schmed, mean, schmean, you winked at me \u2026 and giggled.\u00a0 You winked, smiled and giggled.\u00a0 That\u2019ll hold up in any court in the land.\u00a0 You were even going to shave for the part.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Excuse me Mr. Vincent, but I think my partner and I should have a short consultation.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Feel free.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Alone.\u00a0 If you don\u2019t mind.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

What\u2019s the difference?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

In private!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Private schmivate!\u00a0 Here, let me read your script, just to save us all a little time.\u00a0 Molly sez, what movie?\u00a0 Monica sez, oh, didn\u2019t I mention that we were maybe gonna do a movie naked with Vic Vincent?\u00a0 And Molly sez, no you didn\u2019t you deceitful slut.\u00a0 Pardon my articulating the subtext.\u00a0 So Monica sez, that little perv, all I did was give him a wink, didn\u2019t promise nothing.\u00a0 And Molly sez, oh sure, you tell him that, like this isn\u2019t the most humiliating thing in my entire life.\u00a0 Then Monica sez, Molly, you two-bit whore, we can get away with flashing a little tit, and we\u2019ll make a bundle with our documentary, not to mention interviews and book rights.\u00a0 And Molly sez, Monica, you stupid cunt, I\u2019m gonna kill you for getting me into this \u2026 Am I getting the gist?<\/p>\n

Molly glares at Monica, Monica looks nervously around the room.\u00a0 This goes on for a while.\u00a0 Finally, Vic breaks out laughing.<\/em><\/p>\n

That\u2019s what I thought.\u00a0 Look, Monica, you\u2019re real cute and all, but your ass is way too skinny \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

My what!\u00a0 You\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 you\u00a0 \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

\u2026 and now I\u2019ve gone too far, eh? \u00a0A thousand pardons, madame, your ass is the queeno supremo of all asses in the world, I dare not unveil it lest its magnificence burn the lenses out of my cameras.\u00a0 Is that better?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I only meant \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Meant, schmeant!\u00a0 You thought you could con me with a lousy wink?\u00a0 Gimme a break, I got a hundred broads flashin\u2019 me their twats and doing this (his tongue hanging out, he makes an O with one hand, puts his finger back and forth through it)<\/span>\u00a0 just for a chance to get fucked on camera.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh god!\u00a0 Okay already.\u00a0 Making fun of Monica\u2019s pretensions is like shooting fish in a barrel \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Hey!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Shut up, Monica.\u00a0 So if you knew we wouldn\u2019t, uh, put out, then how come we\u2019ve been going through all this?\u00a0 Do you pull the wings off of flies?\u00a0 Are you \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/p>\n

You keep asking me that.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

What?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Why am I doing this?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

And?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Because as an upstanding member of the artistic community I have a deep sense of social obligation to further the arts and bring enlightenment to, to benighted collegians and, and \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Monica, I don\u2019t believe we\u2019re even talking to this, this \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Uh, Molly, we do have this documentary \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Uh, ladies, wenches, whatever, might I risk life and limb to get in a word edgewise?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You can slip your tiny little dick in edgewise for all I care, you, you \u2026 and you, Monica, you can shove your documentary up your excessively skinny ass!\u00a0 The whole thing is off anyway.\u00a0 I\u2019m not about to fuck for the troops, and I gather you\u2019re not either, at least not these troops \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Nice shot, Molly!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Shut the fuck up, you little creep!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(clutching his heart in mock swooning)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 But Monica, people will say we\u2019re in love.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(to MONICA)<\/em>\u00a0 <\/span>And what would a low-life like you know about love?\u00a0 You\u2019d sell \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic slaps MONICA.\u00a0 MONICA slaps Vic.\u00a0 Both stare at each other for a minute, more in shock than in anger, while MOLLY puts her head down and begins crying softly.\u00a0 Finally \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

What would I sell?\u00a0 (no response)<\/em>\u00a0 <\/span>C\u2019mon, what would I sell?\u00a0 At least I haven\u2019t tried to sell my dearest friend into slutdom to impress the literati.\u00a0 I\u2019d have at least had the decency to hold out for cash.\u00a0 And my dear Molly, even I, the loathsome Vic Vincent, must say I am truly shocked and appalled at both your uncouth language and your most unladylike demeanor.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(shouts)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Oh god, what\u2019s happening to me?\u00a0 (puts her head in her hands)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(laughing)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Actually, I\u2019m impressed, but I had to slow you down.\u00a0 Listen, you two, you can do your damn documentary.\u00a0 Okay?\u00a0 Interviews, videos, whatever you want.\u00a0 No G-strings attached.\u00a0 Okay?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Are you serious?\u00a0 (long pause)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Why?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Cuz here we are!\u00a0 Okay?\u00a0 Here we are.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(long pause, Monica and Molly look back and forth between each other and Vic)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Okay.\u00a0 (to Monica)<\/span>\u00a0 Okay, who\u2019s our next interview?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Carmen Banana.\u00a0 But you said \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You think I\u2019m not making sense?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re not.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Good.\u00a0 To quote a great pervert scholar, \u201cthe camera never stops,\u201d so here we are.\u00a0 Here we are.\u00a0 Now what?\u00a0 Vic, tell me something.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Yeah?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

This has all been very, uh, informative and all, your little, uh, expositions about porn and, uh, genitalia, you know.\u00a0 But why is it that you\u2019ve never talked about your people, the people who make your films?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Whyizzit you never asked?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m asking.\u00a0 I\u2019m asking right now.\u00a0 Who are they?\u00a0 I mean, I\u2019m talking to them and it\u2019s been, uh, highly instructive.\u00a0 But who are they through the eye of the proprietor?\u00a0 Are they just commodities, or \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Boring, Molly, boring.\u00a0 So Vic, tell us about your casting couch. \u00a0Just what does a budding starlet have to do for you to get a role in a Vic Vincent fuck flick?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Actually, dearest Monica, what I\u2019ve been dying to learn is whether you fuck your professors.\u00a0 Does it make their little mustaches twirl?\u00a0 Is it true that their dicks have \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

How dare you!\u00a0 How dare \u2026 That\u2019s none \u2026 that\u2019s none \u2026 that\u2019s \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Shut up, Monica.\u00a0 You really did walk into that one, didn\u2019t you?\u00a0 Sorry, Vic.\u00a0 My associate\u2019s interviewing skills could use some polishing.\u00a0 But what she was crudely attempting to do was understand the porn industry on a more human level, you know, show a side that the public never gets a chance to see.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You think it\u2019s any different from some stuffy old office, or a small-town college?\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Because they fuck on-screen?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Well \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Okay, here\u2019s the inside story.\u00a0 The names have been changed to protect the guilty.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Yes?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(speaking quickly)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Mr. A is a total asshole, but he\u2019s competent.\u00a0 Nobody likes him and he has to get his pussy on the street.\u00a0 Ms. B is nice but kind of dumb.\u00a0 Folks like her and she gets by.\u00a0 Doesn\u2019t touch drugs because she\u2019s into religion.\u00a0 Ms. C is a lesbo, but she\u2019s real smart and people trust her.\u00a0 Ms. D is putting her money away for college.\u00a0 Mr. E is on his way out if he doesn\u2019t cut down on his drugs.\u00a0 Mr. F is on his way up, and might be leaving us behind some day.\u00a0 He doesn\u2019t care much about people.\u00a0 Ms. G does it with Ms. C but she\u2019s actually straight.\u00a0 She works hard and could go far.\u00a0 I don\u2019t think she knows it and I don\u2019t know if I\u2019m going to tell her.\u00a0 Ms. E had a brutal childhood and I\u2019ve got a soft spot for her \u2019cause I\u2019ve got these fatherly tendencies \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Fatherly tendencies?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Yeah.\u00a0 And \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Booooring!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Precisely my point.\u00a0 Not much more interesting than any bunch of 9-to-5ers.\u00a0 Except for the glamour of them fucking on-camera.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Glamour, right.\u00a0 Molly, this is a total bust.\u00a0 (gets up to leave, stalks back and forth, sees pictures, sees picture of Connie Walters)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Connie Walters?\u00a0 The cute smart-ass roommate on \u201cPals\u201d?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Yeah, I watch TV \u201cPals\u201d.\u00a0 Me and 20 million other Americans.\u00a0 What\u2019s it to ya?\u00a0 (long pause)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Well, maybe not so booooring after all.\u00a0 (looks hard at Vic, long pause)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(stands up, slams fist onto desk)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 No, very boring!\u00a0 Get your bony asses out of here!\u00a0 This documentary is boring me!\u00a0 You hear me?\u00a0 It\u2019s over!\u00a0 Fini!\u00a0 Kaput!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(Molly starts to rise, Monica, still seated, grabs her arm and pulls her back down, loud whisper)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Molly, I think we\u2019ve struck gold.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(sits back down, glares)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Hah!\u00a0 Maybe you college girls aren\u2019t as smart as you think you are.\u00a0 Says the spider to the fly.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(loud whisper)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Gold!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Back the fuck off!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

From a two-bit sleaze like you?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

It\u2019s not me you have to worry about.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Damn right we don\u2019t.\u00a0 Molly, lets \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Turn off the camera!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

The camera never stops \u2014 to quote \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Okay, the camera is off.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Molly, this could be \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

The camera is off.\u00a0 (turns to Vic)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Talk to us, Vic.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You don\u2019t get it!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I get it.\u00a0 Maybe.\u00a0 The camera is off.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

This doesn\u2019t go outside the room, okay?\u00a0 This is serious shit.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

You can\u2019t threaten \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Shut up, Monica.\u00a0 This isn\u2019t about threats.\u00a0 All right, Vic, it won\u2019t go outside the room.\u00a0 Tell us a story.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Okay.\u00a0 You got nothing, anyway.\u00a0 Okay, see, she was Connie Walberg, back then.\u00a0 She was hot, we were young, and I was crazy about her.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know if she was crazy about me, but liking me was good enough.\u00a0 I thrilled at her very touch, in bed and out.\u00a0 At the risk of sounding corny, she was the love of my life.\u00a0 She did three movies for me.\u00a0 I knew they were hot stuff.\u00a0 Certainly my best work, if I might brag a bit.\u00a0 But things were very confused, that year, so they didn\u2019t get released.\u00a0 I was cut loose, and the feds were swarming all over the scene, so the usual business arrangements were a total mess.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

This was when the \u2014 what did you call them \u2014 big boys?\u00a0 The big boys were keeping their distance?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Right.\u00a0 And for a while, I kept Connie\u2019s stuff in the can, because the difference between a good distribution deal and a bad one was \u2026 it was a lot of money.\u00a0 But while I was playing it cagey, Connie left me.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Were you hurt?\u00a0 Sorry, I mean, of course, I guess.\u00a0 But, uh \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

My heart was broke.\u00a0 Okay?\u00a0 My fucking heart was broke.\u00a0 And Monica, if you laugh at me, I\u2019ll tear your fucking head off.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Hey \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Monica won\u2019t laugh at you.\u00a0 Will you, Monica?\u00a0 I\u2019m sorry, Vic.\u00a0 Go on.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

It wasn\u2019t a nasty breakup or anything.\u00a0 But while I was being the smart guy, she got this screen test in Hollywood, and Connie Walters was born.\u00a0 She did what she had to do, and I wasn\u2019t in her league any longer.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

In other words, she dumped you and you were angry, and \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Not dumped.\u00a0 Not angry.\u00a0 I just wasn\u2019t big enough.\u00a0 That\u2019s all.\u00a0 And while I was playing cagey, the feds got bored, the usual bunch of gangsters decided it was time to step back in, and I was back in business.\u00a0 Then Connie got her first Hollywood part, and these two torpedoes \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Torpedoes?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You know, trigger men, hard-boys, wearing polyester suits and fedoras and broken noses \u2014 the whole shtick.\u00a0 These two torpedoes showed up at my door asking for the prints.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

So what did you do?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

I stalled for time, said I had to get them out of storage.\u00a0 Perhaps sensing my reluctance, they made it clear that they would hurt me real, real bad if I didn\u2019t come through in 24 hours.\u00a0 So I called Connie that night to tell her, and she begged me not to give them up.\u00a0 Today, it wouldn\u2019t be such a big deal, but back then she was just starting to make it and\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 Anyway, I didn\u2019t know what to do.\u00a0 I asked her if she still loved me.\u00a0 She said no.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

That must have been painful.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Yeah, sure.\u00a0 So I grabbed the prints, a fifth of scotch and a five-gallon can of gasoline, drove out to the beach.\u00a0 It was this bizarre scene.\u00a0 This big storm, and me chugging down scotch and trying to get the damn prints to burn for about an hour until I passed out.\u00a0 When I woke up the next morning, I was lying on my back with the waves running up over me and a seagull staring me in the eye, and what was left of the prints had washed out to sea.\u00a0 I finally managed to stagger back to my office and I waited.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

And what happened?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

They hurt me.\u00a0 They hurt me real bad.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

How did \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

No more!\u00a0 You want my cock size, length and width, hard and soft, degree of curve, etc., it\u2019s all engraved on my business card.\u00a0 But some things \u2026\u00a0 They hurt me.\u00a0 That\u2019s all.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

And I suppose all this makes you some kind of hero?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/p>\n

Shut up, Monica.\u00a0 But Vic, they didn\u2019t kill you?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

I was a little surprised at that myself.\u00a0 Connie must have talked to her new producers.\u00a0 You think the mob has hard boys?\u00a0 You don\u2019t want to meet the hard boys that work for the Hollywood studios.\u00a0 Let\u2019s just say that a certain equilibrium was established.\u00a0 But God.\u00a0 They hurt me real bad.\u00a0 (pause)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

And the studios would hurt us?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s not my concern.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

And you did this even though she said she didn\u2019t love you?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

(laughing hysterically)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Didn\u2019t love me?\u00a0 You silly bitch!\u00a0 If she\u2019d said she loved me, I\u2019d have known she was a lying little cunt and I\u2019d have copied the prints and then handed them right over.\u00a0 But she wouldn\u2019t bullshit me.\u00a0 She was too good a friend and nobody hurts my friends!\u00a0 Hey, don\u2019t you girls have some tests to study for?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I guess we do.\u00a0 C\u2019mon, Monica.\u00a0 Let\u2019s go study.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

One more thing.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Yes?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Monica, tell me true.\u00a0 Do you really twirl their mustaches?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Bastard!\u00a0 (but she\u2019s smiling as she exits)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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