{"id":2240,"date":"2016-01-29T19:34:13","date_gmt":"2016-01-30T00:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeinspice.com\/?page_id=2240"},"modified":"2016-02-05T17:50:25","modified_gmt":"2016-02-05T22:50:25","slug":"scene-7-monica-molly","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lifeinspice.com\/?page_id=2240","title":{"rendered":"Scene 7 — Monica & Molly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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\"07_fuckfuck\"MOLLY and MONICA\u2019s dorm room in the dark, in the shadows, Molly puts down a bottle of vodka.<\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Fuck, shit, motherfuck, fucking asshole, sonofabitch…<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Uh, Molly\u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Ssshhh!\u00a0 I\u2019m practicing.\u00a0 Now I\u2019ve gotta start over.\u00a0 Fuck, shit, motherfuck, ass-licking, shit-eating\u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m sorry to interrupt you, Molly, but when did you develop Tourettes Syndrome?\u00a0 Is this kind of episode dangerous?\u00a0 Do I need to put a stick in your mouth to keep you from swallowing your tongue?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Your thinking of epilepsy, not Tourettes Syndrome, slut puppy!\u00a0 Anyway, this is not epilepsy or Tourettes syndrome, it\u2019s nothing short of liberation.\u00a0 In fact, it\u2019s nothing short of revolution!\u00a0 Now if you would excuse me, I\u2019m busy practicing my goddamn cursing, you dumb ass, cocksmokin\u2019, smegma sucking, big red monkey-butt!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

My, my, aren\u2019t you the cunning linguist!\u00a0 Little Molly sure is coming out of her shell.\u00a0 Who will she dress up like next, Madonna?\u00a0 Britney?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Has anyone ever told you how much fun you\u2019re not?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I just don\u2019t understand the point of this outburst.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

The point is that I\u2019m not going to hide in the corner like a scared little church mouse the next time Vic Vincent pulls his hornier than thou routine with us.\u00a0 I can\u2019t wait to see his expression when I get right up in his face and say \u201cSuck my dick, bitch!\u201d\u00a0 So if this offends your delicate sensibilities, I suggest that you take your skinny ass elsewhere, because I have serious work to do.\u00a0 I need my cursing to be perfect by sunrise\u2026now where the hell was I?\u00a0 (sighs loudly)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Shit, fuck, motherfuck, ass-muncher\u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Serious?\u00a0 You call this serious?\u00a0 You\u2019re making a fool of yourself!\u00a0 I\u2019m here to make a documentary, I\u2019m not here to become one of those freaks!\u00a0 You\u2019re dragging us down to their level\u2026you\u2019re\u2026you\u2019re\u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

One of these days, Monica, I\u2019m gonna hold you down and bend you over and then I\u2019m gonna stick a can of Raid up your ass to kill the bug living up there!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Fuck you!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Fuck you?\u00a0 Is that all you have to say?\u00a0 Fuck you?\u00a0 You call that a clever retort?\u00a0 Any eight-year-old kid in a playground can say \u201cFuck you\u201d!\u00a0 I called you a, oh what was it again?\u00a0 I think it was a dumb ass, cocksmokin\u2019, smegma sucking, hmm, I can\u2019t quite remember the rest.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Big red monkey-butt!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s right!\u00a0 Big red monkey-butt!\u00a0 I come up with something as inspired as that and all you can say back to me is \u201cFuck you\u201d?\u00a0 You call yourself a film maker and yet you have no creativity at all.\u00a0 I weep for you Monica.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Fuck you, you fucking, fucked up, fucking fuckface!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

It\u2019s getting better, but I think you\u2019re focusing too much on the word \u201cfuck\u201d, granted, it is still one of the great classical curses, as is \u201cshit\u201d, but as Shakespeare once said, \u201cThere\u2019s more obscenities on heaven and earth, my dear Monica, than are dreamt of in your tight-ass, white bread, bourgeois pornography.\u201d<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Somewhere Shakespeare is spinning in his grave.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Our mothers are spinning in our graves, and they\u2019re not even dead yet!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Why don\u2019t you just keep my mother out of it!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oooh!\u00a0 Have I hit a sore spot with you?\u00a0 I didn\u2019t know your dear mother was so precious to you, Monica.\u00a0 What with all the times you\u2019ve called her a big fucking bag of bitch.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I never said that about my mother!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Maybe not sober, but you oughtta hear yourself after you\u2019ve guzzled the entire Sigma Chi drinking team under the table, it\u2019s like (mimicking a drunk Monica) <\/span><\/em>\u201cYou think that I have it so easy, Molly.\u00a0 You don\u2019t know what it was like, growing up with that big fucking bag of bitch of a mother of mine!\u201d<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Look, I don\u2019t even remember whose cum is on my chin when I wake up the next morning, let alone whatever stupid shit I said to you.\u00a0 Try not to take me so seriously when I\u2019m in that condition.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s the only time I can take you seriously.\u00a0 At least when you\u2019re totally shit-faced you stop trying to impress everyone and let go.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t think I ever impress you, do I?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Not the way you wish you did, but I am impressed by your tenacity.\u00a0 It\u2019s the only reason I got dragged into this fucked-up fucking mess with you here.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

It was my idea, wasn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Fuck, yeah!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

But you weren\u2019t kicking and screaming too bad when I dragged you in.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Well, I guess.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(slowing starting to smile)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Oh, fuck me up the ass with a big fucking donkey cock for coming up with this suck-ass idea!\u00a0 And fuck you up the ass with a cactus for listening to me, you syphilitic lizard licker.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Now you\u2019re getting the idea, big red monkey-butt!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Cuntfaced gang-bang champion of the Shit City, Iowa 4-H club!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Winner of the Miss America cock-munching competition!<\/p>\n

Both rolling on their beds laughing, abruptly, a knocking at the window, \u201cShave and a haircut, six bits\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Molly?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Yes?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m scared.<\/p>\n

Sound of projector running out, end of scene.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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