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\"06_danielle\"Setting: MONICA and MOLLY are <\/a>watching a video of MOLLY interviewing DANIELLE DEVILTAIL.<\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

So, what do you think about Vic Vincent?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Vic?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Right, Vic.\u00a0 Tell me about Vic Vincent?\u00a0 (MONICA stops tape)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

What is there not <\/span>to say about Vic Vincent!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Sshhh!\u00a0 (MONICA puts the tape back on)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Vic?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Right, Vic.\u00a0 Tell me about Vic Vincent?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Vic.\u00a0 Vic Vincent.\u00a0 Shit, what is there not <\/span>to say about Vic Vincent!\u00a0 (MOLLY and MONICA look at each other)<\/em><\/span>\u00a0 He\u2019s the greatest guy in the world!\u00a0 (MONICA pauses tape again)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

You have got to be kidding!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Will you please\u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Yeah, yeah, I know.\u00a0 (MONICA puts tape back on)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Shit, what is there not <\/span>to say about Vic Vincent!\u00a0 He\u2019s the greatest guy in the world!\u00a0 He made me what I am today.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Um, what do you mean?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

I was a stripper in this seedy club called Pussy Galore, I turned tricks for some pimp everyone called \u201cCrazy Eddie\u201d\u00a0 You know why they called him Crazy Eddie?\u00a0 (MONICA stops the tape)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Because his prices were INSANE?!<\/span><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Monica!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Because he sold cheap merchandise?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Monica what the hell is wrong with you?\u00a0 Are you going to watch the interview or not?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m sorry, Molly.\u00a0 It\u2019s just that we\u2019ve got careers to pursue and this is just so \u2026 so primitive!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

What\u2019s that supposed to mean?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I mean, here we are, two hip, demographically desirable young white women \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Demographically desirable and <\/em>white!\u00a0 I am impressed!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

What I\u2019m trying to say is that we should be out meeting important people, expanding our horizons, living life to the fullest.\u00a0 And here we are, hanging around with people named Brandi Goodhead and Danielle Deviltail!\u00a0 Like I\u2019m a fucking extra in a James Bond movie for Christ sake!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

This isn\u2019t expanding our horizons?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

These are supposed to be the years of our lives and I don\u2019t want to waste a single moment!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

The years of our lives<\/em>?\u00a0 Where do you get these lines, \u201cThe Young and the Restless\u201d?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

And the way that horrible little man humiliated you the other day!\u00a0 Degraded you!\u00a0 It just tore me up inside!\u00a0 Really!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh did it?\u00a0 Ms. \u201cAlan will get the notes for us!\u201d\u00a0 You were having a grand old time until he insinuated that I might be \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I just don\u2019t appreciate a disgusting, greasy, tasteless, male chauvinist pig questioning my intelligence!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Wait a minute.\u00a0 All he did was suggest \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

\u2026 that you were the smart one?\u00a0 Dream on, scholarship girl!\u00a0 He was just manipulating your huge inferiority complex to get you to \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Fuck you, Monica!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Sorry, look, I didn\u2019t mean that the way it sounded \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

No, you meant that exactly<\/em> the way it sounded!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m sorry, alright?\u00a0 You know I can be a total beeyoch when I get uptight and, well, this whole project!\u00a0 It just isn\u2019t going the way I expected it to!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Hang on there, Monica.\u00a0 Just last week you were raving about how you wanted this more than you ever wanted anything!\u00a0 Why the sudden about face?\u00a0 Did it finally dawn on you that this little documentary wasn\u2019t going to make us the toast of Sundance and Cannes?\u00a0 Now you want out?\u00a0 After you dragged me into all this?\u00a0 After what you put me through yesterday, now you want out?\u00a0 What I still haven\u2019t figured out is why you ever wanted me in this project in the first place?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I needed you to do the interviews.\u00a0 You can talk to these people.\u00a0 I have nothing in common with them, but you, you could relate.\u00a0 After all, your mother \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

My mother was a waitress, not a crack whore, madame toast of Sundance.\u00a0 You talk about her like that again, I\u2019ll kick your ass clear across campus!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I didn\u2019t mean \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

\u2026 to call my mother a slut?\u00a0 No, not you.\u00a0 Well, maybe I can do these interviews because I treat people like human beings, not stepping stones to stardom.\u00a0 But I learned a whole lot yesterday.\u00a0 Not just about satisfaction.\u00a0 So get used to it.\u00a0 May be Vic Vincent sees me more clearly than you do.\u00a0 How\u2019s that for an eye-opener?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I \u2026 I \u2026\u00a0 (reaches out and touches Molly\u2019s face, pulls her hand back quickly, embarrassed)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Okay.\u00a0 But it\u2019s not just that this drivel is going to make us the laughing stock of the whole film department!\u00a0 I really wanted to make a statement.\u00a0 I wanted to dig deep into the self-loathing of women who sell their bodies like they were cattle.\u00a0 I wanted to expose their hidden shame!\u00a0 But, Molly, this is turning into an unpaid promotion of slutdom!\u00a0 We\u2019ll never live it down!\u00a0 Hey, are you really saying you want to keep going with this?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Well, I know this doesn\u2019t make a lot of sense, I mean, I can\u2019t say it in a way that would \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Oh my god!\u00a0 You\u2019re serious.\u00a0 You do want to keep going, don\u2019t you!\u00a0 I don\u2019t get this at all.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Me neither.\u00a0 See, Monica, when I first got into this I thought I had all the answers about this porno stuff.\u00a0 All the right lines.\u00a0 Porn exploits women, etc., etc., and so on and so on.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

All of which is true.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

See, I get this feeling, when I do the interviews and know the camera is on me as well, then watching the videos afterwards.\u00a0 I can\u2019t put it into intelligent words,\u00a0 but \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Right.\u00a0 You weren\u2019t a pervert last week but now hanging around with perverts you\u2019re starting to feel like a pervert too.\u00a0 The pervert Stockholm Syndrome, like hostages identifying with their terrorist captors.\u00a0 Clinically fascinating, but we\u2019re not doing this for our psychology class.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

These perverts, as you call them, they could be you or me!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Speak for yourself!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

They are you and me.\u00a0 And they are what we\u2019re not!\u00a0 (laughs). \u00a0<\/span>Get it?\u00a0 They are what we\u2019re not?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Is this some banal liberation through sexual self-expression bullshit?\u00a0 What the hell are you talking about?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

All the world\u2019s a stage.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Look, now you\u2019re talking crazy talk \u2026<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

The camera never stops.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Molly, you\u2019re getting really weird.\u00a0 Look, let\u2019s just call it a day , throw in the towel.\u00a0 You can even say \u201cI told you so!\u201d\u00a0 How about it Molly?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

No can do.\u00a0 I don\u2019t want the camera to ever stop.\u00a0 Too late to turn back now.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

It\u2019s never too late!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Monica, you are going to sit down and shut up and we are going to watch this interview!\u00a0\u00a0 Any questions?\u00a0 No?\u00a0 Good!\u00a0 (MOLLY stares MONICA down, puts tape back on)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

\u2026turned tricks for some pimp everyone called \u201cCrazy Eddie\u201d\u00a0 You know why they called him Crazy Eddie?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Um, because he was crazy?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s right!\u00a0 Crazier than two waltzing mice!\u00a0 Like some kind of\u00a0 Dr. Heckell and Mr. Jeckell type.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Dr. Jeckell and Mr. Hyde.<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Right.\u00a0 Two different guys.\u00a0 Sometimes he could be the sweetest guy you\u2019d ever want to meet.\u00a0 And charming?\u00a0 Forget it!\u00a0 That guy could charm the panties off a nun!\u00a0 But when he was mad he turned into another guy.\u00a0 A mean guy.\u00a0 That\u2019s why we called him Crazy Eddie.\u00a0 Cause that Eddie was one crazy motherfucker!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Could you say more?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t need to spell it out for you.\u00a0 You know, the shit that pimps do when they think their girls are getting out of line.\u00a0 Everything you\u2019ve read or seen in the movies, it\u2019s all true and worse.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I guess you don\u2019t like to talk about it.<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/p>\n

I used to be in psychotherapy for a while, once I had a little money.\u00a0 But they was always tryin\u2019 to get me to talk about being abused and stuff, tryin\u2019 to pry it out of me, like it was some kinda molar or somethin\u2019.\u00a0 I\u2019m not about pain, I\u2019m about pleasure.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Sometimes things are painful.\u00a0 It sounds like you\u2019ve had a very hard life.\u00a0 I\u2019m sorry.<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Oh, don\u2019t be such a bleeding heart.\u00a0 That\u2019s just life.\u00a0 Some parts suck, some feel real good.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Uh, okay.\u00a0 Let\u2019s try again.\u00a0 Vic Vincent.\u00a0 Uh, how did you meet him?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

I met Vic when I was dancin\u2019.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You were a professional dancer?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

I was a dancer.\u00a0 (does a pelvic thrust)<\/em><\/span>\u00a0 Not no pry-ma ballerina, if you know what I mean.\u00a0 More like modern dance.\u00a0 Yeah, modern dance.\u00a0 Only naked.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh!\u00a0 You were a stripper.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Danielle<\/h4>\n

Can\u2019t get nuthin\u2019 past you college kids, can I?\u00a0 So one night I\u2019m doin\u2019 my sets and I\u2019m real zonked, cause I\u2019m workin\u2019 every night, strippin\u2019 and hookin\u2019 and Eddie, he\u2019s takin\u2019 all my money and all I\u2019d get for it was some rocks.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Rocks?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Yeah, free base cocaine, crack.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh, crack.<\/span><\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Yeah, so I\u2019m getting high all day and I\u2019m never sleepin\u2019 and on that particular night I\u2019m about ready to drop.\u00a0 So I\u2019m up there just goin\u2019 through the motions.\u00a0 Shakin\u2019 my ass, shakin\u2019 my titties, and those guys who came to the club was there to see some pussy, you know, nothin\u2019 too creative.\u00a0 They\u2019d sit in the front row, with their jaws just hangin\u2019 open, like they ain\u2019t never seen pussy before.\u00a0 Night after night, same guys.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You mean they were the same men who would come to the club every night?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Who knows?\u00a0 They all was the same guy to me.\u00a0 So that fateful night, Vic and his girls come and sit right up front and when I come on they start hootin\u2019 and hollerin\u2019 and makin\u2019 a big old fuss.\u00a0 And I\u2019m thinkin\u2019 \u201cWhat the fuck is goin\u2019 on here?\u00a0 I really suck tonight!\u201d\u00a0 You\u2019ve heard of sleep walkin\u2019, well I was sleep dancin\u2019!\u00a0 But every time I come back on they go crazy.\u00a0 They\u2019re puttin\u2019 bills in my G-string, like 20s and 50s not the usual 5s and 10s.\u00a0 And then the damnedest thing happened.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

What happened?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

I start dancin\u2019 real good.\u00a0 It was like I was someone else.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

What do you mean?\u00a0 Someone else?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

It means I was dogshit tired, but I started dancin\u2019 like my batteries were completely charged.\u00a0 I felt \u2014 this\u2019ll sound weird, I know \u2014 but I felt sexy for the first time in my life.\u00a0 Really sexy.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

And when you were working as a prostitute and an exotic dancer you didn\u2019t feel sexy?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Nah.\u00a0 Getting fucked isn\u2019t the same as sexy.\u00a0 Even getting fucked by some of my girlfriends.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Are you a lesbian?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Since I was seven.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You had lesbian experiences when you were seven years old?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

I didn\u2019t, but my Barbie dolls did.\u00a0 They\u2019d get Ken to buy them a convertible and then they\u2019d ride off and have sex with each other.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh.<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Yeah.\u00a0 Anyway, here\u2019s the funniest part of the whole story.\u00a0 Now, I didn\u2019t find this out until way later, okay?\u00a0 It turns out Vic had made a bet with the girls that he could find the worst dancer in the worst low-life joint in town and make her a star.\u00a0 Can you believe that shit?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You must have felt so used!<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Fuck no!\u00a0 The next day I was in front of a camera and I\u2019ve never looked back.\u00a0 All thanks to Vic Vincent.\u00a0 To him, I\u2019ve always been a star, and I love that little pervert!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

What happened to Eddie?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

What about Eddie?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

He didn\u2019t just let you leave him without a struggle, did he?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Let\u2019s just say that Vic Vincent takes care of his people.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

What\u2019s that supposed to mean?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

It means that Eddie kinda dropped out of sight.\u00a0 Permanent-like.\u00a0 End of story.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Uh, I love happy endings.\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 Right\u00a0 \u2026\u00a0 Tell me, Danielle, were you sexually abused as a child?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Here goes the social worker bullshit!\u00a0 Sorry, but I respectfully decline to answer on the grounds that you\u2019ll use my answer, whatever it is, to psycho analyze me.\u00a0 And like I was tellin\u2019 you before, I don\u2019t like being psycho analyzed.\u00a0 My turn.\u00a0 Mind if I ask you a question?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Uh, well, go ahead.<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

What the hell happened to you to make you so uptight about sex?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Uptight about sex?\u00a0 That\u2019s ridiculous.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know why you\u2019d say something like that?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Have you ever fucked?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t think that\u2019s any of your \u2026<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Pretend I\u2019m asking in the name of science.\u00a0 Ever sucked a dick?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I can\u2019t believe that you\u2019re\u2026<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

And my scientific psycho-analytic analysis tells me (puts her hands on Molly\u2019s head, like a fortune-teller)<\/span><\/em> you\u2019re either a repressed lesbian or you\u2019re too uptight to even take your clothes off in front of anyone, let alone fuck.\u00a0 Probably both.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh sure, psychoanalyzing is okay for you to do!<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Can I do a makeover on you?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

A makeover?<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Yeah, I give great makeovers!\u00a0 I\u2019d like to make you up to look real sexy.\u00a0 Then when you see how hot you look, you\u2019ll go out there and find yourself a boyfriend or a girlfriend, or maybe a girlfriend AND a boyfriend, and you\u2019re gonna get laid.\u00a0 C\u2019mon, you\u2019ll love it!\u00a0 I like you kiddo.\u00a0 True, you\u2019re a pain in the ass, but I like you.\u00a0 Let me help you out.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Wait a minute, this is an interview, and \u2026<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

This is whatever we make it to be.\u00a0 Is somebody out there gonna fire you?\u00a0 Naah.\u00a0 So come on!\u00a0 Don\u2019t be such a tight ass!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Okay.\u00a0 I mean, well, Monica\u2019s gonna \u2026 oh, what the hell?\u00a0 I guess it could be interesting.<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Come on, turn off the camera and lets go.<\/p>\n

Molly walks off-camera. \u00a0The video jumps to Danielle looking off-camera.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

You look gorgeous!\u00a0 (She leans forward and stares close into the camera)<\/em>\u00a0 <\/span>She is HOT! HOT! HOT!\u00a0 Oh baby, come on and show off for the camera!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I don\u2019t think I can!<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Molly! (She grabs MOLLY\u2019s hand, pulls her in front of the camera.\u00a0 MOLLY puts her hand over her face, giggling.)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Come on, look at the camera!\u00a0 Tell us if blondes really do have more fun!<\/p>\n

MOLLY is dressed in a tight leather mini dress.\u00a0 She is wearing heavy makeup and a Dolly Parton type blonde wig.\u00a0 Danielle turns the camera on her.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I feel so silly!<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

Come on!\u00a0 Look sexy for the camera like I showed you!\u00a0 Do Marilyn!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

No!\u00a0 I can\u2019t!<\/p>\n

Danielle<\/h4>\n

You were doing her fine before!\u00a0 (She turns the camera towards herself again and talks directly to the lens)<\/em>\u00a0 <\/span>She does a great Marilyn Monroe, doing her \u201cHappy Birthday, Mr. President\u201d number.\u00a0 Come on and do it for the camera.\u00a0 You care, baby, but the camera doesn\u2019t care.\u00a0 The camera never stops and the camera never cares.\u00a0 Do your Marilyn!<\/p>\n

Molly turns off the tape.\u00a0 Monica grabs the control from her hand and turns it back on.<\/em><\/p>\n

Molly (on camera)<\/em><\/h4>\n

Okay, okay. (She starts to sing in her best Marilyn Monroe breathy, little girl voice).\u00a0 <\/span>Happy Birthday to you.\u00a0 Happy Birthday to you.\u00a0 Happy Birthday Mr. Pres-i-dent!\u00a0 Happy Birth\u2026<\/p>\n

MOLLY grabs the control back and turns off the tape again.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I, uh, think we\u2019ve seen enough for now.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

But you didn\u2019t finish your number, Marilyn.\u00a0 (is laughing hard)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

So, what did you think?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Blonde is a whole new look.\u00a0 But Vic Vincent is no gentleman!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s not what I mean!\u00a0 What do you think of the interview?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(still laughing)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Well, I do have one burning question.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

And that is?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(mock snooty voice, nose in the air)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Exactly how crazy are two waltzing mice?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Shall we dance?<\/p>\n

The clacking of a projector can be heard.\u00a0 Lights fade.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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