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\"02mm\"Vic Vincent\u2019s office.\u00a0 Seedy, various pictures on the wall, in various degrees of attire.\u00a0 Vic is chuckling as he finishes telling a joke to Monica and Molly.\u00a0 Projector sound.<\/em><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

\u2026 So the nun finally turns to the midget and says, \u201cI appreciate your making sure Sister Margaret is a virgin, but how do I get these billygoats out of the confessional?\u201d\u00a0 (cackles hysterically, Monica and Molly return blank stares)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Get it, \u201chow do I get these billygoats out of the confessional?\u201d\u00a0 (cackles again, Monica feigns a ragged laugh, Molly continues to stare, winces when Monica kicks her under the table)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Well, I guess you had to have been there.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Had to have been there!\u00a0 (cackles again)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 You babes crack me up.\u00a0 But see, it just goes to illustrate how the point system works.\u00a0 Now if those nuns had been waitresses and the confessional had been a phone booth, that joke wouldn\u2019t have cracked you up.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Okay, okay.\u00a0 When you\u2019re telling a joke, that makes some sense cuz all you have is words.\u00a0 But if you\u2019re making a movie, it seems to me that a nun\u2019s, uh, you know, parts, are probably about the same as a waitress\u2019s \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Parts?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Uh, you know, c\u2019mon, Monica, help me out here.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Vic, I think she means breasts and genitalia.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Genitalia?\u00a0 Oh, I get it, you mean tits and pussies.\u00a0 You girls really do crack me up, like what happened to the lady pilot who flew her airplane upside down?\u00a0 (laughs)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Don\u2019t worry, the camera never stops, but the camera never cares.\u00a0 But \u2026 well, you actually raise a profound philosophical question.\u00a0 By the way, just for the record, in a narrow ontological sense \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

What?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(hissing)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Don\u2019t you remember, Philosophy 101?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(hissing back)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 You gotta be kidding!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/p>\n

(hissing)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Fake it.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Fake it?\u00a0 They usually do.\u00a0 Anyway, in a narrow \u2026 oh, all right, let\u2019s call it the \u201co\u201d word, that kind of sense, pussies can vary considerably, not particularly between nuns and waitresses, but among women in general.\u00a0 I mean, there\u2019s hairy ones and fuzzy ones and shaved ones, and all sorts of different, uh, haircuts \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

We get it already!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Yeah, you college girls are sure smart.\u00a0 Then there\u2019s pussies that run right down the front and pussies that nestle way down underneath.\u00a0 And there\u2019s kinda floppy clits, and teeny ones, and long ones and skinny ones \u2026And there\u2019s all shades of pink and brown, and dry ones and slippery ones, if you want to get into lubricity.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Did I miss the sign that said \u201cInsane Asylum\u201d?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

\u2026 And clits, that bulge out and holler \u201cgrab me, please,\u201d and clits that peak out from behind their lips like modest young maidens teasing in whispers.\u00a0 hey, you didn\u2019t know I was a romantic, did you?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Perhaps you could supply us with documentation later.\u00a0 But for now \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Then there\u2019s young ones and old ones.\u00a0 And if you wanna get into the holes themselves, their size and bend and flexibility \u2026 I mean, for chrissake, I bet that between the two of you, your pussies are more different than your noses or your ears.\u00a0 All pussies look alike?\u00a0 Ha!\u00a0 You print that, the NAAPP would haul you into court in a minute<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

The who?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

You know, the National Association for the Advancement of Pussyistic Purity.\u00a0 (laughs hysterically while Monica<\/em> <\/span>and Molly scowl)<\/span>\u00a0 Hey, you two wanna get a government grant?\u00a0 Tell them you\u2019re doing a scientific study on the differences between waitress pussy and nun pussy.\u00a0 There\u2019s gotta be millions in it.\u00a0 (laughs while Monica and Molly give each other looks)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 But seriously \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(deadpan)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Seriously.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Yeah, seriously.\u00a0 I mean, these physical differences don\u2019t count near as much as whether they\u2019re showing at all, and how much they\u2019re showing.\u00a0 And according to my scientific point system, just how much is showing isn\u2019t necessarily the most important thing.\u00a0 See, you gotta grasp the totality.\u00a0 Just a second, I gotta write that down for my next flick (writes)<\/span><\/em>,\u00a0 \u201cHey baby, c\u2019mon and grasp my totality.\u201d\u00a0 There.\u00a0 So where was I?\u00a0 Oh yeah.\u00a0 Totality of the environment.\u00a0 (laughs)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Maybe I should have gone to college.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Meaning?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

There you go.\u00a0 I was right about you college gals being smart.\u00a0 Yeah, meaning.\u00a0 Like, Sharon Stone\u2019s pussy in Basic Instinct<\/span>.\u00a0 She gets totally naked a whole lot, pussy and all, and she\u2019s got quite a bod, you know what I mean.\u00a0 But according to the point system, that quarter-second beaver flash in the police station outscores everything in the whole rest of the movie, struttin\u2019 and fuckin\u2019 and ice-pickin\u2019 combined.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Well, I wouldn\u2019t say that \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Bullshit!\u00a0 You seen the movie, right?\u00a0 Right.\u00a0 Whadda you remember of her skin shots?\u00a0 I didn\u2019t think so.\u00a0 But Sharon Stone\u2019s police station pussy is gonna live forever.\u00a0 If I had a chisel, I\u2019d put it on Mount Rushmore.\u00a0 Abraham Lincoln\u2019s big stone tongue hang out to Kansas.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

It wasn\u2019t that \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

And why izzat?\u00a0 Eh?\u00a0 I\u2019ll tell you why izzat.\u00a0 Meaning.\u00a0 Context.\u00a0 It ain\u2019t what you seen, but where you seen it, in a police station.\u00a0 Points for that.\u00a0 Totally unexpected.\u00a0 Points again.\u00a0 And I suppose a few more points for it being Sharon Stone.\u00a0 I don\u2019t mean to snicker at Linda Lovelace\u2019s lovely shaved twat in Deep Throat, but she was just another cheap slut.\u00a0 But you get young Mary Tyler Moore in her nun outfit doing it with the choir in that Elvis Presley movie \u2026 I tremble at the very thought.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/p>\n

Then why didn\u2019t Mary Tyler Moore get rich with a quick pussy flash and retire at age 18?<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Because at age 18, she\u2019d a been just another cheap slut.\u00a0 She hadn\u2019t yet become Mary Tyler Moore.\u00a0 As we know it.\u00a0 And probably not that talented, either.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Wait a minute \u2026<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Talented at twirling tassels with her tits?\u00a0 Spinning from a buttfuck to a pussyfuck in one second?\u00a0 I mean, Grant Tinker might know something I don\u2019t, but I digress.\u00a0 Problem is, I can\u2019t afford anyone like Sharon Stone, so I gotta take it from the other end, if you get my drift.\u00a0 (wiggles in his chair, smiles)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

That\u2019s disgusting!<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Sorry if I\u2019ve been insensitive.\u00a0 You know, I have read all that sensitive man shit.\u00a0 Comes in handy when you\u2019re trying to score.\u00a0 Hey, we could make something real classy with you two, we\u2019ll call it College Nymphos Grasp the Totality.\u00a0 You just gotta get used to the idea that you\u2019re on camera every second.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re so gross!<\/p>\n

MOLLY gets up to leave, MONICA reaches out and grabs her while remaining sitting, pushes her back into her seat.<\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Uh, I\u2019m sorry, Vic, but we\u2019d better call it a day.\u00a0 We have to get to class.\u00a0 Midterms, you know.<\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Hey, don\u2019t worry, you\u2019ll both work out once the cameras start rolling.\u00a0 And the cameras are rolling all the time \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Later.\u00a0 (grabs Molly by the wrist, drags her quickly offstage)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vic<\/h4>\n

Hey!\u00a0 You can grasp my totality anytime<\/p>\n

(Lights out, projector sound)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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