{"id":2197,"date":"2016-01-29T10:27:10","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T15:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeinspice.com\/?page_id=2197"},"modified":"2016-02-08T00:24:51","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T05:24:51","slug":"scene-1-monica-molly","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lifeinspice.com\/?page_id=2197","title":{"rendered":"Scene 1 — Monica & Molly"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Setting: MOLLY and MONICA\u2019s dorm room.\u00a0 At rise:\u00a0 MOLLY and MONICA are sitting on their beds, the lights are dim and they are watching a video which is being shown on a screen for the audience.\u00a0 MOLLY\u2019s reaction becomes increasingly disgusted while they watch, while MONICA\u2019s is wide eyed fascination.\u00a0 The set on the video shows a church with naked ninjas, then turns into video with FRANKIE and DANIELLE doin\u2019 it.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sister Constance<\/h4>\n

Father Francisco, your large hot throbbing member makes me almost forget that I am a nun.<\/p>\n

Father Francisco<\/h4>\n

But Sister Constance, to not share the bounty of your heaving bosom with the servants of god would truly be a sacrilege.<\/p>\n

Sister Constance<\/h4>\n

Father, you are so wise, so let god\u2019s will be done!<\/p>\n

Father Francisco<\/h4>\n

Har har harrrr.\u00a0 Oh god!<\/p>\n

Sister Constance<\/h4>\n

Jesus!<\/p>\n

Father Francisco<\/h4>\n

God!<\/p>\n

Sister Constance<\/h4>\n

Jesus!<\/p>\n

Father Francisco<\/h4>\n

God!<\/p>\n

Sister Constance<\/h4>\n

Jesus!<\/p>\n

Father Francisco<\/h4>\n

Goddddd!<\/p>\n

Sister Constance<\/h4>\n

Jeeeeesus!<\/p>\n

MOLLY abruptly turns off the tape.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Hey!\u00a0 We\u2019re just getting to the good part!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

This is just too gross!\u00a0 No more.\u00a0 No more.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Oh, you\u2019re such a baby!\u00a0 Like you\u2019ve never seen a porno movie before.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Well \u2026 uh.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Or feeelthy magazines?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Playboy.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

You\u2019ve never looked at people \u2026 ?\u00a0 (MONICA makes an \u201cin-out\u201d motion using her fingers)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Oh my God, I can\u2019t believe how disgusting you are!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

And I can\u2019t believe what a sheltered life you\u2019ve led.\u00a0 How are we supposed to do this documentary on the porn industry if you can\u2019t even watch a movie?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You\u2019re right.\u00a0 It was a mistake.\u00a0 I should never have let you talk me into doing this.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Hey, you\u2019re not backing out on me, are you?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Well, kind of \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Prissy little bitch!\u00a0 No way you\u2019re getting out of this, so don\u2019t even think about it!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

But the more I think about it the more it seems, oh what\u2019s the word I\u2019m looking for?\u00a0 Risky.\u00a0 That\u2019s it, it\u2019s too risky.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Of course it\u2019s risky.\u00a0 It\u2019s edgy<\/em>!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Edgy?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Edgy.\u00a0 What separates the dull from the delicious, my friend!<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(She takes the tape out of the VCR) <\/span><\/em>\u00a0This<\/em> is edgy?\u00a0 Up and Cumming<\/em>, even the title is sickening!\u00a0 Did you hear them?\u00a0 \u201cI like to lick!\u201d\u00a0 \u201cOh, yeah then why don\u2019t you come over here and lick me!\u00a0 Slobber, drool, drool!\u201d\u00a0 Besides, it\u2019s degrading to women!<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Exactly!\u00a0 We\u2019ll delve deep into the psyche of the porn star!\u00a0 What\u2019s it like having your body, nay, your very soul, laid naked before the camera?\u00a0 Performing sick and perverted acts of sexual debauchery under the hot lights, with the moist breath of the panting, sweaty crew thick in the air all around?\u00a0 Warm musky goo dripping from your every orifice!\u00a0 Molly, this will be authentic, raw, powerful, no-holds barred stuff.\u00a0 Together we will expose pornography!\u00a0 (MOLLY begins to chuckle)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 What?\u00a0 What\u2019s so funny?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I just got this picture of us both wearing raincoats and then \u2026 never mind.\u00a0\u00a0 (Scowls, speaks sarcastically<\/span>) <\/span><\/em>\u00a0Oh it\u2019s all so edgy.\u00a0 (pause)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 So why is this Vincent guy meeting with us anyway?\u00a0 Yeah, what\u2019s this big shot porn producer want with two nobody college students.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

I unleashed upon him the sheer force of my personality.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

That poor man!\u00a0 But hey, what\u2019s the real deal?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Okay!\u00a0 You\u2019re just too clever.\u00a0 I said we could get him some leads through our connections in the film department.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Leads?\u00a0 You gotta be kidding!\u00a0 Connections?\u00a0 Hah!\u00a0 And why would he want them, anyway?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Who knows what goes through his twisted mind?\u00a0 Maybe he wants to become a college professor and ball all his students.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

You think I\u2019m gonna buy \u2026<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Oh, your whole \u201cI\u2019m so suspicious of how Monica got us these interviews\u201d act is so five minutes ago, Molly!\u00a0 It\u2019s a done deal, and anyway, I know how to handle his type.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Really?<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Really, yourself.\u00a0 Look, Molly, why don\u2019t you, as they say, just lie back and enjoy it.\u00a0 Okay?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

We\u2019re getting in too deep, I can feel it already!\u00a0 (starts to sob)<\/span><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Not much deeper than about six inches!\u00a0 Hey, what\u2019s wrong?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

I guess I\u2019ve been freaked out all day.\u00a0 That knocking at the window last night.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

Knocking?\u00a0 What knocking?<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

A knocking at the window.\u00a0 Like this (MOLLY taps the sound of \u201cShave and a Haircut, Six Bits\u201d)<\/span>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

(<\/em>Laughing)<\/em>\u00a0 <\/span>No way.\u00a0 You must have been dreaming.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

Yeah, I suppose.<\/p>\n

Monica<\/h4>\n

C\u2019mon.\u00a0 Lay back and enjoy it.\u00a0 (She puts the tape back on, lays back, her legs up on some furniture, her legs spread, her hand on her crotch)<\/span>\u00a0 Hmmm, interesting, verrry interesting \u2026 Clinically speaking, of course.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/h4>\n

(Molly puts her hands over her face)<\/span><\/em>\u00a0 Ewwwww!<\/p>\n

Lights fade.\u00a0 Sound of a projector clacking after the film has run out.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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